Ma Ma Ma Ma Moose MANIACS!  Are you too square, don't care, won't dare?  Then come get your fair share this week at the Purple Moose Saloon on the Boardwalk in Old Town Ocean City.
    This Friday and Saturday, June 15th and 16th, fresh from the dirty water of Pittsburgh, PA, it's Walk of Shame.  Let'm put a little Green in your Day, sanctify you with some Judas Priest, get you dancing 'til you're Weezer-ing and rock you into summertime Nirvana!  
    Next up, get out of the water and come swimming with Fuzzbox Piranha, appearing Sunday and Monday, June 17th and 18th.  How far-out are these guys? They've had their music played aboard the Space Shuttle! Come have them fire-up your rockets and blast off into interstellar overdrive, then splash down in one of the Moose's frozen drinks. These guys know the rock n' roll alphabet from AC/DC to ZZ Top.  
    On Tuesday, June 19th, it's International night with Hyjinx.  Members of this talented troupe have performed in the rock opera epic “Jesus Christ Superstar.”  Lead singer Meghan sings Pat Benatar, Pink and Lady Gaga; what more do you wanna?! Maybe some Michael Jackson or Bruno Mars... get to the Moose and hear the stars!
    Next the fur-flies with DJ Calico on Wednesday, June 20th.  When Calico lays down the dance tracks, you always want to land on your feet, so get your tail to Caroline Street and feel the heat.
    Then it's time to celebrate the Summer Solstice on Thursday, June 21st with Bargain, a tribute to rock demi-gods The Who. A bargain? The best you ever had, as they put you over the Moon and Town-send into teenage wasteland. If you never got a chance to see one of rock n' roll’s greatest shows, get to the Purple Moose and let Bargain's Love Reign o'er you!
    FUEL will be rockin' the Purple Moose on July 5. Reservations are just $25, on-line at www.purplemoose.com, click on concert tickets and just fill out the form. You'll want to be here for an awesome show!
    TAM class is next Tuesday, June 19th, at the Carousel. Call 1-800-921-1381 to register. Have a great week in OC... PEACE & LOVE... Char